Isebsuku manje izidlo zigcwele ikhanda, phela siphuza ama tequila ayadakana nabafana basizingela okwezinyanazane manje, but sinamadoda ethi thina asfune kulahla. Si request I Uber sibuyele ezindlini zethu simanzi straight, especially mina ngihlukane ngisho ukuma, ngathi uphuzo lungeqile phela ngiphuza phezu kwe stress ngfuna ukukhohlwa uNkululeko. Sifike eflethini lami abangan bami bangixhage bangyise endlini yami. Bafika ubhuti wami ubuka I TV akukho nokuthi sicashe angangiboni nginje. Banglalise ekamerweni lami bavalelise ku Lwazi bahamba. Mina ngiyzwela kude yonke lento nginya amaphepha, but ingqondo iyasebenza yona kukuthi umzimba nje itubekile yiziphuzo ze tequila. 

Ngikhahlele ingubo ngilale ngingembethe ngiqgoke iphenti lodwa. Ngiwuzwe ngath uyavuleka umnyango khona ongenayo vele ngilele anginamandla nawokuvuka ngibheke ukuthi ubani. Asondele ebsweni adlulise isandla emahlweni ebheka ukuthi ngihleli yini, NAMI ngizenze olele, shuth ubhut wami ukhathazekile ngami Shem. Avele afake isandla sakhe emathangeni awadlalise, ngiyzwela kude yonke lento but ngyayizwa. Aqhubeke NAMI ngivele ngilhlekeze amathanga wonke angnamandla nje vele ngilele ngibheke phezulu. Agidludluze iphenti kancane uLwazi kuvele inkomo yami eshefiwe athi ukuqhweba ubhontshisi ngithi ukunyakaza ngenxa yobumnandi athuke.

Ngiphinde ngizalele aqhubeke awdlalise aze ehle nawo umsunu kuthi angitshininize ngizbambe phela ngfuna ukbona ukuthi izophelelaphi lento. NAMI vele ngizbatshelwe. Avele afake ulimi awkhothe kancane akakwazi nokukhotha Shem ukhotha imbobi ngqo hhai ubhontshisi, lukitaze kamnandi kodwa ulimi ngikhuphe ojusi still ngisazenza olele ngoba vele ngi fucked up angikwazi nokwenzani. Awkhiphe umthondo angene kumina emathangeni amakhulu amhlophe. Ngithi hhai hlampe uzohluleka. Avele awjikijele phakathi slowly engafun ngivuke kanti ngiyizwa kahle yonke lento ayenzayo. Uthi mawngena kuthi angimbambe ngimqinise ngbuye ngizbambe ngimyeke. Wazitika ubhut wami ngegolo lami.