Igama lami ngingu Philile umaHlophe ngishadele kwaZungu endaweni yaseHlokozi kodwa mina ngidabuka oLundi. Ngina 38 weminyaka kanti ngihlala nomkhonyana wami engimthanda kakhulu u Xolani (44). Abantwana asiphiwanga ngebhadi, besihlala nomfowabo kamyeni wami uSihle (22) nosehambile wayohlala e Res njengoba esefunda e varsity nje, bekusiza kakhulu ukuba khona kwakhe la ekhaya ngoba mina ngyasebenza e office lamaspala la eThekwini lapho sinomuzi khona eMontclair, umyeni wami yena usenza enkampanini eyakha iphepha naye uhlezi engekho. I sex life yami nomyeni wami ayiyinhle ngoba sinokuphambana maye off mina ngyasebenza, nami mangi off yena uyasebenza.

Kusasa I birthday yami ngyothi 38 ogcwele, ngivuka ekseni ngiya emsebenzini umyeni wami imanxa engena yena uvela khona. Axolise umyeni wami ngokuthi uyabona ukuthi iskhathi Sami akasenaso kakhulu, but ksasa uyathembisa ukuthi usuku lwami lokuzalwa solibungaza naye and une suprise enkulu for mina. Kungijabulise lokho but angnandaba kakhulu mina ngizfunela ukbhejwa indlala iyangbulala, ngisho kungayini leyo suprise ngeke ize ingijabulise njengomth*ndo, as long as ezongidla nje yena. Ngiphume ngishaye imoto yami ngilbangise emsebenzini ngimshiye elele. Emsebenzini imini yonke ngizwa kahle ukuthi ingquza iyafutha manje ukuqhanyelwa, ngivele ngidonse I phone yami ngithi ukfunda izindaba zamabhebhana ku Facebook ngibe manzi ngiye e toilet ngiznkompe ngize ngichame, sengphila ngakho nje ukuznkompa kodwa indoda nginayo. Ayikhoke inkinga ngoba nemali le ayjahayo ubaba siyaydinga, atleast kusasa ngthenjisiwe ukuthi ngizolala ngidliwe and kunane suprise enkulu ezayo for I birthday yami. I can't wait for tomorrow...