Kusile namuhla it's Saturday ngivuswa iCall eksen (📲📲📲 phone ringing) lapho ikhathi it's 06h22 eiii Kaz uban lo nenamb engaSav(iwe)" hello ?"🙄 "Makoti unjan ugogo kaAneh Lo.. ngithi ngizama ukufonela umkhulu akatholakal ocingweni kwenzakalani? Ngabe uryt?" "Eyi😪angaz weMah ..Ngivuswa icall yakho bengakamboni kodwa ngyacabang usalele"🙄 "ok makoti cela umtshen engifonel masevukile" "Ok mama" ngivale ucingo 
Ngizibuze🤔 ukuthi ngabe kazi lomfazi ufuna ukuthin kumkhulu wam ..Hlampe sekhumbul' ipipi 🍆 phela nami ngeke ngikhululeke Uma nginendoda eshisa kanje embheden 🍑💦 ingekho eduze kwam ..Kodwa angimsoli uMamezala wam uMacel phela ula ko 50 iminyaka mangimbuka so.. mele ngab uyaythandela isende😋🍑🍆 and njengoba enendunduma yezinqa mele ngabe inquza 🍑 iyalunyelwa .."iHeee😀 ayi lomfazi.. ake ngihambe ngyovusa Loyo mkhulu ukuth aphendule iFon ..Akaz lomfaz ukuth ngob elele nje engasezwa nefon ukhathazwe ilelelami iGolo 🍑😀.. futh ngabe uyangilaya makukuth sefuna ebuye
Sengingabhejwa ubani kodwa nkosi yam, ngivuke Lapho ngisagqoke ingubo yami yayzolo 🙈😸 le ebisihlel emakhwaphen ..eyi  futh ngoba,😺 ..Ngiphume ekamelwen lam ngith ngisaqal ekhishib ngimangale ngibon umkhul ehleli kuSofa eDinning weneme ke namuhla ngibingelelwa uyena "sawbona Lindiwe"😁"yebo mkhulu uNjan"Lapho ngibe ngikhophozela😌 "ngyaphila makoti kulaleke kahle kodwa izolo" Loyo mbuzo ungenze ngicabang lomdalalo ebesiwenza izolo😋